I have no concept of other people just living their own day to day lives. I refuse to accept it. I am simply the only real person in this world and the rest of you are figments of my imagination.

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If anyone ever sends me another iFunny meme I will put them in a chokehold and force my fist down their throat

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No more inner monologue in my own voice, only Clone High JFK

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NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BAKE COOKIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT YOU'LL WAKE EVERYONE UP
haha handmixer go brrrrrr